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For those Twilight characters on your list…

December 18, 2009

For Edward – a guitar

From Twitarded

From Twitarded

He could use a more mobile music-maker than a piano… Singing ballads while strumming a guitar in the flower-filled meadow? It’s Edward but with an Across the Universe vibe! Maybe this one.

For Bella – a book on raising your emotional IQ

Come on, you know she needs it. And, maybe a companion book to help her up the self-esteem factor.

For Jacob – a were-wolf friendly clothes carrier bag

They must have something suitable at one of those organizer stores… I know many like to see the boy naked, but I worry about him catching a chill in that La Push weather.

For Renesmee – a subscription to New Moon Girls Magazine

With her less than empowered mother and grandmothers, she could use some of the you-go-girl messages from this magazine!

For CharlieWhere’s Mom Now That I Need Her?: Surviving Away from Home

Bella has moved out and the man still needs to eat. Rather than running into the arms of Sue Clearwater so as not to starve, perhaps he could pick up a spatula! This book is a classic with many recipes even the cooking-challenged can master.

For Renee Saving Beauty from the Beast: How to Protect Your Daughter From an Unhealthy Relationship

This book might be of use for her and her daughter!

For Carlisle – season 1 Nurse Jackie

It’s set in a hospital and he would likely dig the doctor character. Plus, he could pontificate about all of Jackie’s moral transgressions…

For EsmeeThe Maternal is Political

With all that vampire brood, she needs to think about politicizing her children rather than just decorating Snow-White style cottages for them!

For RosalieThe Beauty Myth: How Images of Beauty Are Used Against Women

She’s  a bright female – I trust she can get over that mirror worship with a little help from Naomi Wolf.

For Emmett True Blood, Season 1

With his sense of humor and libido, I think he would quite like this series.

For Alice – A year subscription to O, The Oprah Magazine

I think she would especially enjoy the O List shopping section and the vibe of the magazine somehow seems Alice-esque. Like Oprah, she cares.

For Sam The Anger Workbook: A 13-Step Interactive Plan to Help You…  and Alpha Male Syndrome

Nuff said.

For EmilyThe book How to Deal with Emotionally Explosive People

The same author wrote Emotional Vampires: Dealing With People Who Drain You Dry – is he writing a whole oeuvre for Twilight characters or what???

And, for fans…

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