For those Twilight characters on your list…
For Edward – a guitar
He could use a more mobile music-maker than a piano… Singing ballads while strumming a guitar in the flower-filled meadow? It’s Edward but with an Across the Universe vibe! Maybe this one.
For Bella – a book on raising your emotional IQ
Come on, you know she needs it. And, maybe a companion book to help her up the self-esteem factor.
For Jacob – a were-wolf friendly clothes carrier bag
They must have something suitable at one of those organizer stores… I know many like to see the boy naked, but I worry about him catching a chill in that La Push weather.
For Renesmee – a subscription to New Moon Girls Magazine
With her less than empowered mother and grandmothers, she could use some of the you-go-girl messages from this magazine!
Bella has moved out and the man still needs to eat. Rather than running into the arms of Sue Clearwater so as not to starve, perhaps he could pick up a spatula! This book is a classic with many recipes even the cooking-challenged can master.
This book might be of use for her and her daughter!
For Carlisle – season 1 Nurse Jackie
It’s set in a hospital and he would likely dig the doctor character. Plus, he could pontificate about all of Jackie’s moral transgressions…
For Esmee – The Maternal is Political
With all that vampire brood, she needs to think about politicizing her children rather than just decorating Snow-White style cottages for them!
She’s a bright female – I trust she can get over that mirror worship with a little help from Naomi Wolf.
For Emmett – True Blood, Season 1
With his sense of humor and libido, I think he would quite like this series.
For Alice – A year subscription to O, The Oprah Magazine
I think she would especially enjoy the O List shopping section and the vibe of the magazine somehow seems Alice-esque. Like Oprah, she cares.
The same author wrote Emotional Vampires: Dealing With People Who Drain You Dry – is he writing a whole oeuvre for Twilight characters or what???
And, for fans…